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Pass the Gin and Tonic

youngblackandvegan:

how you should approach dating

don’t be impressed when they doing what they supposed to do

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:  i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:  come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:  you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:  lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:  babe what that??
white boy:  i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:  zack!!!
white boy:  ha ha just kidding!
white girl:  asshole!
white boy:  im just playin babe
white girl:  that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:  i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:  zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:  ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:  ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:  BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

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HU₵₵I ft. the weeknd - i got you 

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mvdusaaa:

︻╦╤─  💖cyber queen💖  ─╤╦︻

Classic

mvdusaaa:

︻╦╤─ 💖cyber queen💖 ─╤╦︻

Classic

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thedsgnblog:

Friday Freebies: Collection of free CV templates!

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

😂😂😂

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livdash:

luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

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How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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